jaclcfrost:

[listens to a fall out boy song] yes this is my favorite [listens to another fall out boy song] this is also my favorite [listens to every fall out boy song] yes, my favorite

touch my pizza and buy me butt

thetwoteddybeardoctors:

"You shouldn’t be worried about equality, women can vote!" Ah yes now I can choose which straight white man can oppress me what a time to be alive

infractos:

its so hard to be positive when you’re bleeding from your vagina

prettynymph:

Sea world should be wiped the fuck out

veruca-assault:

ms-kawesome:

The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.

I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.

caloriq:

12 year olds are having sex and i can’t even order in mcdonalds without panicking

Hozier Take Me to Church
Hozier
Take Me to Church

austere-fallen-angel:

does anybody else clean their phone screen by wiping it on their boob or is that just me