[listens to a fall out boy song] yes this is my favorite [listens to another fall out boy song] this is also my favorite [listens to every fall out boy song] yes, my favorite

touch my pizza and buy me butt


"You shouldn’t be worried about equality, women can vote!" Ah yes now I can choose which straight white man can oppress me what a time to be alive


its so hard to be positive when you’re bleeding from your vagina


Sea world should be wiped the fuck out



The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.

I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.


12 year olds are having sex and i can’t even order in mcdonalds without panicking

Hozier Take Me to Church
Take Me to Church


does anybody else clean their phone screen by wiping it on their boob or is that just me